The Reliquary

Jan 06

Apparently this is me as an Orange Wolf.

My best friend is a stoner chick..

Awesome things that happen when you’re high

1. Finding an awesome groove with your best friend.
2. Going to an indie music jam cuz you know the bouncer.
3. Getting Philosophical..
4. Prodigious talent at video games whilst stoned.
5. Getting creeped out by a miniskirt slut at said indie jam.
6. Having a midlife crisis, and a best friend to help you through.
7. Having an epiphany.
8. Finding your purpose in life, then forgetting the next day.
9. Figuring out how to communicate your love and then falling asleep.
10. Getting up crossfaded in the middle of the night and drinking tang powder instead of water.

Jan 05

Jeremy: Dude you made a Dank Salad! Felicia: Gotta get your greens somehow.